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Sex quiz for men.....


1. In the company of females,
Intercourse should be referred to as:

A) lovemaking
B) screwing
C) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both shared:

A) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B) Your blood-test results
C) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A) Your partner climaxes first
B) You both climax simultaneously
C) You don't miss Sports-Centre


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A) Healthy, creative love-play
B) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
C) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

A) The best part of the experience
B) The second best part of the experience
C) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month.
You tell her that it is:

A) No concern of yours
B) Not a problem, she can join your gym
C) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A) A myth
B) An oxymoron
C) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A) Appetizer is to entree
B) Primer is to paint
C) A line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
at the end of a relationship?

A) "I hope we can still be friends."
B) "I'm not in right now,
Please leave a message at the beep."
C) "Welcome to Dumpsville,
Population, YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A) Probably needs more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
B) Is uptight and a waste of time
C) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

If you answered "a" more than 7 times,
Check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered "b" more than seven times,
Check into therapy,
You're still a little confused.

If you answered "c" more than 7 times...
"YOU DA MAN!