I can't remember the last time I heard a good Alzheimer's joke.
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Caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad for you, sugar is bad for you. But don't worry, because that's bad for you too.
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My niece miscarried last night. She really needs to brush up on her long division skills.
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There was a piece of cake in the fridge and a note on it saying "Don't eat me." I left an empty plate with my own note: "I don't take orders from a cake."
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A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman.”
"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners. As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife.”
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