[Rog246]

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.

I shouted - Where you off to Charlie?

He said, I'm off to change a light bulb.

Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said,

- That's gonna be a bit awkward init?

- Not really. he said. I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.