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Sooo, he continued

How do you catch a Tame duck

I dunno, I mumbled

TAME WAY he said gleefully, revelling in his wit.

When he finished laughing he asked me What's a wok?

Something you cook with I stupidly answered

NO!! he almost shouted, IT'S WHAT YOU THROWW AT A WABBIT WHEN THE WIFLE DOESN'T WORK.