Good, Bad, & Ugly
1st Case-
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer!
2nd Case-
Good:Your son is finally maturing.
Bad:He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: so are you!
3rd Case-
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad:you find porn there.
Ugly: You're in it.
4th Case-
Good: Your wife and you agree to no more kids.
Bad: She cant find her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 15 year old daughter has them!
5th Case-
Good: you start telling your children about sex as they're getting old.
Bad:They keep interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections!!
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