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Old 10-25-2015, 02:55 PM
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A solicitor opened an office in Melbourne. It had a great view and was in a prestigious building.
He hired a secretary and some office furniture.

At 9.00 AM on his first morning, he sat at his desk and started sharpening his pencils.
At 11.15 AM his secretary knocked on his door, saying that there was a man to see him.

Fabulous, he thought, my firs client. I really must make a good impression.

So he told his secretary to send the bloke in. He picked up his phone and as the man walked in,
he said: No, I won’t accept a million for my client! I want three million and not a penny less! and slammed the receiver down.

He looked up at the man and said: now, what can I do for you sir?

The bloke said: I’m from Telstra. I’ve come to connect the phone.
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