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Chuck Norris does not do pushups, he pushes the Earth up and down! Reminds me one night I took my Chevy powered HotRod that is shaped like a Cobra, out for a spin. I pulled into this bank parking lot ,just to turn around. The Earth moving noise and power shook the bank so much it set off the alarms. Police were there in a flash which led to a lot of fast talking.
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