[bliss]

Quickies.....

I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.

I threw a boomerang a couple of years ago.
I now live in constant fear.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

Parallel lines have so much in common.
It is a shame that they will never meet.

Someone stole my mood ring.
I don't know how I feel about it.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I'm OK.
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Meanings:

Mirage a Trois - act of having sex with two imaginary people.

Dijon Vu - the feeling you've tasted this mustard before.

Bone Voyage - an archaelogical trip.

Haste Cuisine - French fast food.

Et Tu Brute - I like your aftershave.

Posh Mortem - death styles of the rich and famous.

Ad Hoc - pawn shop advertisement.

Latte: Latin for "you paid too much for that coffee."

Cogito Ergo Spud - I think therefore I yam.

Zit alors! - my God, what a pimple.