As of this point, looks like I'm out. Yes, as Senor Mendez mentioned, I hurt my toe in the past week. As embarrassing as this sounds, I stubbed the toe badly enough to break the bone.
For now I've grounded myself since as they say, the third time's a charm.
Wheel chair sounds good, but it must be Ford powered. Let me know if you find one, and I'll go refill the nitrous bottle.
Cheers,
-Neil.