A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her "Would you have sex with me for 10 million dollars?"
Without skipping a beat she answers "Yes!"
The man then asks "What about for $20?"
She looks at him sideways and says "What do you think I am, a whore?"
The man says "We've already established that you are, now we're just negotiating."
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The first part of my marriage was very happy.
Then, on the way back from the ceremony...............................
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Fred: "I'm a man of few words."
Bob: "I'm married too."
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What did the wife do when she saw her husband staggering around the backyard? She reloaded.
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I've just been given two weeks to live.
My wife and her lady friend left for vacation today.
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