I have two barns just waiting for your car! Wish I had seen this before I sold my ERA, I would not have wasted the time and effort cleaning the car every few days. Hell, I probably could have got twice what I sold the car for

For a mere $25,000 I will let any of you park your car in my barn and I will ale certain that it is covered in bird poop and dust. I will even throw in some hay sprinkled around in the interior!