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I bought a book called "Beating Addiction" yesterday. I haven't been able to put it down.
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I'm not an alcoholic...........................

...........I just like having an attractive wife.
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I was recently attacked by a tobacconist.

I've still got the cigars to prove it.
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According to the CDC the leading cause of death in 2016 was having a career in the 70's and 80's that brought you any level of fame.
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According to all these BMI charts I need to gain height next year.
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Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your wallet or purse were ever in a stripper’s butt crack?
If not. You’re wondering now. Have a nice day!
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Happy New Year everyone!