[bonyhadi]

Michael offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman
seated at the end bar. She gives him the green light,
so Michael goes to the end of the bar and whispers to the
bartender to make up a Martini for her and to put
some Spanish-fly in the drink.

The bartender whispers back to say he's all out of
Spanish-fly and all he has left is Jewish-fly.
Michael Shrugging his shoulders, and says, OK, put
some of that in her drink.

As she sips on the drink, she gets more and more cozy,
really warming up to the Michael.
Finally, she finishes the drink, leans over and
whispers in his ear,
.....Let's go shopping.