[olddog]

I wanted it. I did not need it. I just wanted it.

I once explained the life cycle of the American male.

Shortly after birth they begin playing with toy cars.

In their, teens, all they are interested in is sex, but out of the frustration from the lack thereof, they play with fast cars.

In their 20's, they give up their fast cars and their freedom (marriage) on the promise of all the sex they ever wanted.

In their 30's, they realize that it is not possible to get all the sex that you want and they were duped.

In their 40's, they realize it is pointless to resist and just ride it out.

In their 50's, the nest is empty, the sex is pretty much a non issue, so they go back to fast cars, only now they can afford what they want. Thus, I wanted a Cobra.