[DAVID GAGNARD]

I just received this e-mail from my younger brother in Draper (suburb of Salt Lake City) Utah. He and his family are leaving for a visit with us here in Louisiana and then on to florida for a two week vacation....Enjoy his itenerary...Patty is his wife and Dawn is his 17 year old daughter.....

Leave UT Wednesday morning, plan to leave out by 6:00 am, get out actually at 7:30am, I-15 south to Provo (25 miles) stop for Patty to Pee. Go south more on 1-15...stop at Nephi for Dawn to pee (she wouldn't wake up in Provo to go pee)...Go to Hwy 50 go left, go to I-70..stop for both girls to pee...go left keep going..going..going..to Moab road, take a right (stop for girls to pee again)..go to Moab and get gas, everyone pees. Go south to Monticello, then cut across to 4 corners area thru Colorado. Stop at Cortez for gas and pee (since the next gas station is 200+ miles away) Go to Shiprock (New Mexico--Navajo Indian Reservation)...keep going thru absolutely nothing to Gallup..stop for gas and meal at Sonic. Every body pees again. Go left on I-whatever to Albequrque..stop for girls to pee..get back on blankety blank I-whatever to Tucumcari, stop for gas and peeing..continue on another hour and whatever to Amarillo...stop at hotel..uh sorry we are full, go to 20 other hotels that are full before you find the one behind the truck stop that was built 70 years ago...it smells like pee...crash for about 6 hours...tell the kids to wake up so we can go at 6:00 am, tell the kids to wake up so we can go at 6:15 am, tell the kids to really wake up so we can go at 6:30 am, tell the kids they better wake up we are late already at 6:45 am, tell the kids we really need to leave and wake up at 7:00 am, tell the kids to wake up for breakfast at mcdonalds at 7:15 am...kids in car at 7:15 and 30 seconds am...go south on highway thru a million little towns with speed traps until you get to Decatur TX...eat at dairy queen fill up at Exxon...everybody pees at dairy queen and exxon. go to Denton, then south thru Dallas and turn left to go to shreveport. stop in Longview to pee...go another hour, stop in shreveport to pee and get gas and eat at mcdonalds...go to Alexandria, stop to pee...go south on interstate to other interstate then take a left on other interstate and go to baton rouge. Stop in Port Allen to pee because they cant hold it any more.........throw them all off the I-10 mississippi river bridge when I get to Baton Rouge...tell sherriffs dept they jumped....go to Florida and have the time of my life....ALONE!!!!
Bruce

Hope you'll enjoyed this as much as I did.....BTW, from his house to ours here in Louisiana is approx. a 34 hour drive,would not want to do that with two women, He does this every year...glutton for punishment I guess....