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Old 03-20-2018, 07:01 PM
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Default Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis: Hey, I just installed a single stage nitrous system on my stock block 302 and it pulled 500 hp on the dyno yesterday.

Butt-Head: Wow! That's awesome! Well, yesterday I was walking through a corn field and I ran across an old, abandoned Model A. It was completely rusted out and the inside smelled like rat poop and urine, but you know what? The headlights were still on!

Beavis: Oh, come on, man! Do you think I'm stupid or something? Get real!

Butt-Head: Okay then, I'll make you a deal. Subtract 150 hp from your dyno pull and I'll turn off my lights.
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