I think the OP needs a motorhome. Nothing too extravagant but nice. Maybe king sized bed, wardrobe cabinet, kitchen, shower and dual crappers with diesel power and an electric starter.
Sort of like this one =>
http://www.cordeliarv.com/inventory/?search_dropdown_body=Class+A+Motorhome&search_con dition=New&search_fuel_type=Diesel
Even better, the good news is this one is marked down $50K!
Of course if you wanted to kill two birds with one stone you could get a Cobra Coach Motorhome, click here =>
Cobra Motorhome
Now he's cooking with gas. A Motorhome and a Cobra how much better can this get??
I like the Cobra Motorhome. My guess is the ramming index is off the chart!
Ed