What's the difference between MPH & MPG?
About 40 years
If you need an explanationn...naw, forget it.
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Marriage is like a violin...
after all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
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A 90-year-old man on his birthday gets a knock on his front door. He slowly goes down the stairs and opens the door. At his door is a beautiful young woman in a bikini with a bunch of balloons. "I'm here to give you Super Sex! ", she exclaims. The old man replies, " I'll take the Soup! ".
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An old couple vacationing in Vermont when they stopped for gas. While filling their car the attendant says to the man, "I see you're from New York". The wife, who can hardly hear, yells out "What did he say ?'. The old man screams, "He sees we're from New York !". The attendant then remarks, "Beautiful state New York'. The wife yells out, "What did he say ?". The old man, getting irritated, screams, "He likes New York state !". Then the attendant leans in toward the man and says, "But had the worse sex in my life in New York". The woman yells out, 'What did he say, what did he say?". The old man screams "He said he thinks he knows you !".
