[Ron61]

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer?
A: There's White-Out all over the screen.