[Old Phart]

As Bob has stated, I'm planning a Thanksgiving get together for members of
the Arizona Cobra Club, in my recently purchased Scottsdale home. I'll be talking to my HOA on parking specifics, pseudo drag racing/ burnouts (per customary actions devoted to arrival at our Christmas parties), and coyote avoidance classes in the Hills (practicing with real coyotes, per written request).

As for the long-haired, hippy musician, shown here in a provocative pose,
everyone will have to sign a Confidentiality Agreement for information pertaining to my musical past. My musical history summary will be disclosed fully, in it's entirety, without a redacted version, for complete transparency.