[Old Phart]

BREAKING NEWS: There has been a major Security Breach, and information on my past has been leaked to the general public. An investigation has been started to find the leaker, and is reported to be a rogue member of the Arizona Cobra Club. The word is out that three of the many National bands which I played for in the past are, "The Coasters", "The Drifters", and "Sam the Sham". The ongoing investigation is reportedly to continue until November this year.