[letsboogie351]

What have fat birds and mopeds got in common.
They're both fun to ride, until some one sees you on one.


Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke
all I said was, golly you're tall.


I decided to become less Chauvinistic and be more sensitive to my wife's needs.
I bought her a new bag and a belt.
The Hoover works great now.


I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name.


Janet and Eddie are shopping in their local Coles supermarket.

Eddie picks up a pack of Stella and puts it in their trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks Janet.

'They're on sale, at only $15 for 24 cans' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them!' demands Janet, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along Janet picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks Eddie.

'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies Janet.

Eddie retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Stella, and they're only half the price.'