[bliss]

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours, to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.......

You either married it or gave birth to it.
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I was sitting with my cell phone and my wife watching her show. I asked her for a beer and she said no. Then her cell phone rang in the kitchen and she quickly got up to see what it was. My message said. "Since you're in the kitchen, bring me a beer".... I don't remember anything else.

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What has 15 actors, 4 settings, 2 writers, and 1 plot line?










632 Hallmark Channel Christmas movies.