[bonyhadi]

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns
to
the big one and says, I don't understand how you can be so much
bigger
than I. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just
don't
get it."

"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch 'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door.
Then
I jump out, bite 'em, shake the **** out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by
the
time you get done shakin' the **** out of a lawyer, there's nothin'
left
but lips and a briefcase..."










According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a
unique problem. A lot of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would
put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their
lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of
little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for
the janitor who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the
maintenance man to clean the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee,
dipped it in the toilet, and then cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers and then there are educators.


















According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a
unique problem. A lot of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would
put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their
lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of
little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for
the janitor who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the
maintenance man to clean the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee,
dipped it in the toilet, and then cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers and then there are educators.















Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns
to
the big one and says, I don't understand how you can be so much
bigger
than I. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just
don't
get it."

"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch 'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door.
Then
I jump out, bite 'em, shake the **** out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by
the
time you get done shakin' the **** out of a lawyer, there's nothin'
left
but lips and a briefcase..."