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Originally Posted by blykins
I was kinda hoping he would just drive it into the water at the end.
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ALTERNATE ENDING
When our alpha male hero got back in to leave that beach setting,
it would not start. Tide came in and washed that POS out to sea.
Walking back to his sugar mama's luxury home and
explaining what happened to her car, sugar mama
pimp slapped his butt to the door then threw him out.
Distraught, he finds a watering hole to drown his sorrows
in Ketel One and club soda (ya that's what he was drinking).
After last call and stumbling to the nearest homeless shelter,
our hero gets rolled and has his sports jacket stolen.
THE END