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Cranksters versus Gasholes
Lets compare...
Cranksters like to have fun with cars
Gasholes like to have fun with cars
Cranksters like to wear dumb hats (at least I do)
Gasholes like to wear dumb hats
Cranksters like to eat food that is mostly bad for you
Gasholes like to eat food that is mostly bad for you
Cranksters f**t a lot from the above mentioned food
Gasholes well this is obvious
Cranksters don't take themselves seriously (how could we)
Gasholes don't take themselves seriously (Them either)
(one exception here..Evan and Cranky hate each other)
Cranksters like to drive their cars on the track, trying to relive the days they never had
Gasholes drive their cars on the street, trying to do the things they never did when they were young.
Cranksters will clean their cars, at least enough to pass the next tech inspection where they have fun.
Gasholes clean their cars, at least enough to be presentable at the parking lot of what ever joint they are going to to have fun
So, I guess Gasholes should try open track days more, and Cranksters should try to have more car fun away from the track.
Naaaa, fugedeboutit, never happen
FEZ
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