[eschaider]

I ran across this literary masterpiece and thought I would share it ...


Once upon a time, a young Prince asked a beautiful Princess to marry him. But of course, the Princess said, ‘NO!’ and he lived happily ever after.

He rode motorcycles, dated skinny, long-legged women, and hunted and fished whenever he wanted. He built and raced Cobra's, went to Twin Peaks, and dated NFL Cheerleaders half his age. He drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard any complaints. He never had to paid any child support or alimony.

He kept his house and all his guns. He ate pizza with potato chips and beans and drank beer, all the while blowing thunderous farts. He never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell with tons of money in the bank, and he even left the toilet seat up.

— The End