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Originally Posted by eschaider

I ran across this literary masterpiece and thought I would share it ...


Once upon a time, a young Prince asked a beautiful Princess to marry him. But of course, the Princess said, ‘NO’ and he lived happily ever after.

He rode motorcycles, dated skinny long-legged broads, and hunted and fished whenever he wanted. He built and raced Cobra's, went to Twin Peaks, and dated NFL Cheerleaders half his age. He drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard any complaining. He never paid child support or alimony.

He kept his house and all his guns. He ate pizza with potato chips and beans and drank beer, while all the time blowing enormous farts. He never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell with tons of money in the bank, and he left the toilet seat up.

The End

Some lucky S.O.B.'s marry the beautiful princess and still get to do all of that stuff.