Just returned from an afternoon of doing burnouts. There is a new day care center in the neighborhood, and they were teaching the kiddies to cross the street with the crossing
guard. You should see the black tire marks of the sign painted in the road, reading
school crossing. Didn't hit anyone, but I am sure I stunted the growth of a few of them....
...this didn't happen, but it sounded good to me.
Hey creepster, heard you were starting a new group called the A-SHOLES. Be advised
that GASHOLES™ is a protected name and the confusion you could possibly cause would
do irreperable harm to the GASHOLES™. Recommend you reconsider and call your group
something else. Recommendations are available, just ask.
