[bonyhadi]

Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there to serve some sort of purpose, teach you
a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become.

You never know who these people may be but when you lock eyes with them, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in
some profound way.

And sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without
overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, will power or heart.

Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true
greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved,
straight, flat road to nowhere.

Safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless. The people you meet affect your life. The successes and downfalls that you
experience can create who you are, and the bad experiences can be learned from. In fact, they are probably the most poignant and
important ones.

If someone hurts you, betrays you or breaks your heart, forgive them because they have helped you learn about trust and the importance
of being cautious to whom you open your heart to.

If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because they are teaching you to love and to
open your heart and eyes to little things. Make every day count.

Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again. Talk to
people you have never talked to before, and actually listen.

Let yourself fall in love, break free and set your sights high. Hold your head up because you have every right to. Tell yourself you are a
great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you.

Create your own life and then go out and live it.

"If you take your eyes off your goals, all you see are obstacles."
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A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's hot ***** lips an enters. Naturally enough, she
panics.
The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put her shirt on, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then makes a mad dash to
the doctor.
The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in an
cant be removed with forceps, the doctor explains to the husband that he'll have to try and entice it out, by putting honey on his dick,
and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. So the husband puts honey on his dick, but because of his wife's screaming, general panic,
and his frantic dash to the doctors he just can't get it up.! So the doctor says "I'll perform the procedure if your wife an you don't
object.
Naturally both agree, for fear the wasp will do damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smears honey on his cock and instantly gets an
erection.
Slowly he begins to enter the wife. then withdraw, and then again, an again, and again. Only, he doesn't stop.!!! But continues to deeply
**** her hot ***** endlessly.
In a daze, the husband shouts, "What the Hell is going on?".
The doctor replies, "Change of plans, I'm going to drown the little bastard!"
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Have you ever wondered which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess
the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your
heart... but if you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what
you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it
on its own....
When you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to.
Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay
walled because we are too afraid to care too
much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or at all.
Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell lies when we are afraid....
afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie....
the thing we fear grows stronger.
Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have, or could have
had. No one waits forever...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO...
What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say
good-bye?
What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?
What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them?
Some people love, and some people die. But I want to tell you that if something happened to me tomorrow, you would be in my heart. Would
I be in yours?
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Did you hear about the ..

Paper company that folded?
Brake company on the skids?
Bra manufacturers that went bust?
Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary?
Cigarette company that went up in smoke?
Baker who was short of dough?
Refrigerator manufacturer that had it's assets frozen?
Corset firm that felt the squeeze?
Upholsterers that couldn't cover their costs?
Adhesive tape company that got into a sticky situation?
Tennis ball manufacturer that ended up in court?
Downfall of the bungee suppliers?
The train company that went off the rails?
The ship building company that sunk?
The dental practice that was rotten to it's roots?
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1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.

2. What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

3. What do women and condoms have in common?
They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.

4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
Odor eaters.

5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lickalotopuss.

6. Why do men name their penis?
They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most
of their decisions.

7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.

8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?
A hard pecker.

9. What kind of bees give milk?
Boo bees.

10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Speed bumps.

11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

12. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
If it were more, it would be Hell.

13. What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

14. What is the new gay Internet address?
c: enter

15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
They're right! We do taste like chicken!

16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
The balls are just for decoration.

17. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!

18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
They have no balls to scratch

19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken.

20. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.

21. How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.

22. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A Megasorass.

23. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One..Men will screw anything.

24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
They are both made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with.

25. What is the mating call of a blonde?
"I'm sooooo drunk!"
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The Top 16 Signs Your Grandmother Is Dealing Drugs


16> Clears kids off the lawn with an AK-47.

15> When she offers you a home-baked cookie, she says, "Go
ahead, honey -- the first one's free."

14> Not only is that cozy she's knitting shaped like a bong,
it's black-light orange.

13> When she says "d-bag," she ain't talkin' feminine hygiene.

12> Frequently takes afternoon tea with Darryl Strawberry and
Robert Downey, Jr.

11> She roughs up the pharmacist, snarling that her Metamucil
was "stepped on."

10> "My, what a lot of rolling papers you have, Grandma!"
"Yes, my dear, the better to -- hey, wait a minute...are you a narc?"

9> Threatens to pop a cap in your ass if you don't finish your vegetables.

8> Every teaspoon in her precious antique collection has scorch marks on the bottom.

7> Spends her days hangin' on the corner by the pay phone,
sippin' on a 40 of Ensure.

6> Most grandmothers drive with their turn signals on, but
not in a lime-green Lincoln Navigator with tinted windows,
24-karat gold trim and slammin' subwoofers.

5> Constantly complains about her health -- still no glaucoma, dammit!

4> Nana's got some serious bling-bling goin' on with those=20
solid gold MedicAlert bracelets.

3> She pulls a gun on you whenever you reach for the cookie
jar.

2> Last time she made brownies, you woke up three days later
in the baboon enclosure at the San Diego Zoo.

#1 Reason your Grandmother Is Dealing Drugs...

1> The local cops are arresting everyone with lipstick on
their cheeks.