Leaving?
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Mr. Jones patted his daughter's hand fondly, and told
her, "Your young man told me today he wanted you as a
bride, and I gave my consent."
Oh, Papa," gushed the daughter, "it's going to be so
hard leaving mother."
"I understand perfectly, my dear," beamed Mr. Jones.
"You just take her with you."
Marriage Problems
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A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide
to end their union after a very short time together. After
a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court
to finalise their break-up.
The judge asks the husband, "What has brought you to the
point that you are now at, where you are not able to keep
this marriage together?"
The husband says, "In the six weeks we've been together, we
haven't been able to agree on one thing.
The wife says, "Seven weeks."
Not All Bad
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A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about
their ailments.
"My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup."
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to
pour the coffee."
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."
"My blood pressure pills make my dizzy."
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old."
"Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we
can still drive."
One Saturday morning a suburban Nashville grandmother
remarked to her neighbor that she was going to get her
12-year-old grandson to wash the car when he came over
to visit. Not to be outdone, the neighbor lady bragged
that her 8-year-old grandson would pick up tree limbs
that were scattered around the yard. You guessed it.
An hour later one grandma was washing a car while the
other was picking up branches.
