[Turk]

Gasholes are NOT waxers. We are definetely NOT waxers, just like they are NOT real racers.

It is all pretend. We pretend to do nothing, and we are very good at it. They pretend to race...and they are very good at pretending.

I hope this clears it up for those on the fence trying to decide which one to belong.

Their activities are limited to Poconos etc, a couple of times a year. We get together often and drink a lot more than they do and certainly eat very well.
If you don't come to our meetings, we come to you.

TURK
Gasholes membership commitee.