[trctrdrvr]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good-looking lady sitting on a stool. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?"

She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody, any time, anywhere,your place, my place, it doesn't matter."

He says, " No kidding, what law firm do you work for?"