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A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's
going home for Rosh Hashanah.
The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is that the holiday
when you light the candles?"
"No," the Jewish girl replies. "That's Chanukah."
The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that the
holiday when you eat the unleavened bread?"
"No," the Jewish girl replies. "That's Passover. Rosh Hashanah
is the holiday when we blow the shofar."
"See," the Catholic Girl replies. "That's what I like about you
Jews...you're so good to your help."
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