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 More cool facts, may be true or not, you decide....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 Q. There are  more collect calls on this day than any other day of the
 year?
 A. Father's  Day
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 Q. What trivia  fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most
 ironic?
 A. He was allergic to  carrots.
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 Q. What is  an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
 A. Snoop in your  medicine cabinet.
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 In  Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
 When you pulled on the ropes the  mattress tightened, making the bed firmer
 to sleep on. Hence the phrase  "goodnight, sleep  tight".
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 It was the  accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
 after the wedding,  the bride's father would supply his
 son-in-law with all the mead he could  drink. Mead is a honey beer and
 because their calendar was lunar based, this  period was called the honey
 month we know today as the  honeymoon.
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 In  English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England,
 when  customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
 mind their own pints and quarts and settle down.  It's where we get the
 phrase "mind your P's and  Q's"
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 Many years ago in  England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
 rim or handle of their  ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used
 the whistle to  get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired
 by this  practice.
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 In Scotland, a  new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only
 Ladies Forbidden.... and  thus the word GOLF entered into the English
 language.
 
 ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
 At  least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their  elbow.
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 Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion,
 and they haven't seen each other since graduation.
 They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.
 The conversation covers their husbands, their children,
 homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.
 Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but
 it's no big adventure, how's yours?"
 Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
 Sue is aghast.
 "Really Sally, I never would have guessed
 that you would go for that."
 "Oh, sure," says Sally,
 
 "He Snores while I Masturbate."
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