But HOLD ON AMERICA!!!!!!
That's not all.....
you say you don't like music?
you can't play the guitar?
you hate people that dance?
you hate people that don't race?
Well, Carroll Shelby Enterpises has come up with something for everyone...
THAT'S RIGHT! Its the Carroll Shelby Limited Edition Flowbee Hair Cutting System!!!!!
Painted in the original Pearlescent Yellow color of the very first Cobra, the patented Carroll Shelby Flowbee Haircutting System will cut through that nasty pile of matted hair on your head, back or anywhere else...short and curlies included!!!!
It also comes with its very own serial number and is a limited edition...only 500 units will be produced...Yes, this is something everyone will want for the holidays.
Make sure YOU have the rare opportunity to drive your original Shelby replica Cobra while you eat some Shelby Chili Fixins while playing your Shelby gee-tar while you wait to pick up your wife after she got her Shelby Dodge Omini fixed, but she took too long because she went to the SAAC convention and waited in line for 5 hours to get Shelbys autograph but he didn't get there until late because he was busy shooting some scenes for the remake of the movie RollarBall that had a Shelby Series 1 in it and got blowed up, but the hero drove away in a Daytona Coupe and Shelby's attorneys couldn't sue him.