[bonyhadi]

Asian women have always been exotic. Two guys were arguing
about the correct orientation of Japanese women's sex
organs. One said that Japanese women have theirs going from
side to side, while the other said it goes vertical just
like everybody else. The argument went on like this for
hours until they decided to settle it once and for all by
going to another friend who has a Japanese wife. Surely, he
should know!

After being told the subject of the argument, the friend
quickly said, "Vertical, just like everybody else, and I'll
prove it!"

Although suspecting that the duo would just feast their eyes
on his wife's *****, he called his wife anyway, and she
appeared from the second-floor bedroom.

"Honey, take off your panties and slide down the banister"

Like a good, obedient wife, she obliged and mounted the
banister. On the way down, there was a long screeeeeech,
and she landed on the floor.

"See? Didn't I tell you guys that its vertical just like
everybody else?"

The two scratched their heads in wonder. What did that
prove?

"If it were horizontal, the sound would have been, blub,
blub, blub, blub..."




A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors;
Damian, Darren and Deirdre.

They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing
what's natural for men and women to do...

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what
she had been doing.
She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while
nature once more took its inevitable course.

Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible
about what they where doing.



So................


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.................................................. .........They buried her!








These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One
day Larry said to Joe, "You know man its been a long time since we had
some sex so you oughta let me screw you."

Joe replied.

"Are you crazy?!!"

Larry went on to say, "I promise you that it won't hurt and we'll
flip a coin and see who screws, who first.

So, Joe thought about it for a minute and finally agreed.
They flipped a coin and Larry won.
Still having strong reservation Joe asked,

"How will you tell if it hurts or not?"

Larry told Joe,

"If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I'll stop.

But if it feels good start singing."

Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed,

Moooooooo.... Moooooo... Mooooon River









Chinese couple gets married-and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked
under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - just anyting
you want, you say.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want . numba 69.
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..............
"You want... Beef wif Broccori?"








A construction boss in Belfast was interviewing men when along came a guy named Paddy
from Dublin.
'I'm not hiring no dumb fock paddy from Dublin,' the foreman thought, so he made up a
test hoping that Paddy wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse
him the job without getting into a dispute.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the
number 9."
"Wittout nombers?" Paddy says. "Agh! feck aff dat's easy," and he proceeds to draw 3
trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
The Dub replies, "Ain't ye got no brains? Tree'nTree'nTree makes 9. Are ye feckin' tick
or wa?"
"Fair enough," says the Boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this
time use the number 99."
Paddy stares into space for a minute, then picks up the picture he has drawn and makes a
smudge on each tree.
"Dare ye arre, me mucker."
The Boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Paddy says "Each a de trees is dirty now! So it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree'n dirty tree-daa
makes 99".
The Boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire the Dubliner so he says, "All right,
last question. Same rules but this time use 100."
Paddy stares into space again, then picks up the picture once more, makes a little mark at
the base of each tree and says, "Dare ye arre, buddy, a hunnert."
The Boss looks at the picture for a moment and says, "You must be nuts if you think that
represents 100!"
Dublin Paddy leans forward and points to the mark at the base of the trees.
"See der? Well a little feckin' doggie comes along and takes a shoite on each a dem trees,
so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd-which makes
a hunnert. Feckin' roit it does!!!
When do I feckin' start?"