Not Ranked
Just sent in my "Membership Application"...
Just forwared my email TCC Membership application to Dick Flesher....realized I left off my Web handle, so sent him another email with the proper moniker on it....sorry....had an attack of cranial rectitus this morning!
Now, for this dues thing....
"couple of hours around the Marguerita machine", "a fewww of the jello shots", "a few 'Bacardi con Limon' with Doug Reed" and finally, "a few Jack Daniels"...what are you guys, a buncha wimps...? Bet you've all got cup holders in your rides, doncha...? What's next ...roll-up windows and CD players...? 
You want initiation ....? Try some of our Tennessee Sour Mash White Lightnin'..  ..you'll understand why Ford could only call their supercharged pickup a "Lightnin'".... they were too 'politically correct' to use the full name. Besides, us good ol' boys have a copyright on the term, and we'd a sued the hell of of the bastards if they tried to use it.... Ahhhhhhh, yess....separates the Wannabes from the real men. 
I'll try to get my hands on some for February....if nothing else we can use it for octane boost! 
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