SCJ -
Baby pink possum is the ticket...
Cheerleader -
It is because of my intimate use of the "alphabet" that Mrs. Buckley has not only agreed to my various purchases, but keeps showering me with additional gifts!
To Jamo and Jeff -
I suggest becoming expert with the "alphabet" and putting it to frequent use will ensure no further complaints from your lovely wives.
Of course BMalone has the ultimate answer - you do it his way and you don't have to do it her way.
