Boy Gary... if you only knew what Matt says about you....
We even stand up for you when Matt talks bad....
In fact, we defended you just the other day when Matt was talking bad about you.
When he said "Gary is a good for nuthin', low down, cheaten, two timin', royal blue Cobra drivin pain in the ass", well.... we defended you and said:
"his car isn't ROYAL BLUE!!!"
Now who else would have defended your honor like we do???
{my attempt at turning the focus on Matt}
