Humble Cobra owner:
"Honest officer, my Smiths speedometer told me I was going somewhere between 30 and 65 MPH!"
Highway Patrol Officer, peering inside said Cobra cockpit:
"Oh yeah, Smiths gauges. Well, OK I'll let you go this time, but try to drive next to a car with a working speedo."
Lucky Cobra owner:
"Thanks officer. Now if I could only get my tach to stop reading 6000 RPM when I'm backing out of the driveway!"
--Mike
