[Fred Douglass]

Translation: Wind-chill at even moderate speeds plus LOUD "mufflers"=wifey DID NOT like it (ironic humor in my original statement)---Oh shyte (self explanatory)---"clean out yer pool house" is Freddese for ("I'm being kicked out of me hoos [again]!"). I arse-umed that beloved Buddy resides out there somewhere near the pool house--hence the reference to Hank Williams Sr's song. Idea of JANECQUA reverting to your driveway means Wifey is SERIOUS---your resolving my net worth post dee-vorce is self-explanatory and the method by which I would earn my keep chez Barsamian is of course my widely-celebrated way with beef recipes. "Sordid"=homonym play on "assorted". Need help on the rest? The next message will include Braille and other forms of veiled threat and aids to comprehension.

BTW the car is Too Cool! (Hence my thanks).

'Night