How about Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat and the original TANG--corn meal mush,first for Breakfast, then leftovers dried and fried served as either breakfast or dinner
Wanting Chrome reverse rims W/"baby moons"-- you couldn't afford the rims so you painted your rims black and put on the baby moons, turning your white walls around so you had blackwalls like the" racers" in the the car mags.
Envying the guys that could afford chrome reverses or--CRAGARS
Cutting the stock mufflers off ,along with the tailpipes, then putting on "Cherry Bombs" or Thrush mufflers, then cutting up the tailpipes do you could exit the exhaust in front of the rear wheels--of course you clamped everything down w/muffler clamps 'cuz you couldn't afford to have it welded
Putting the "three-on-the-tree" on the floor with a Hurst conversion that you always had to adjust 'cuz it never shifted just right---then found out that it interfered with your "lovelife"
