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Originally posted by REAL 1
Jason: Come on over and put on some skates and buckle your chin strap. I introduce you to some hockey!
You'll discover what it is REAL fast!
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Man I will have to pass. I skate as well as I golf and that means I am the comedy entertainment. It would be more fitting to put a clown suit on me with some skates. At least the people watching would think it was planned.
Before I screwed up my back I used to ski. I used to love to tuck and go as fast as I could until I A. Hit a tree, B Hit a builder, C Went off a jump and flipped or D the forces were so great from going to fast that simple lost control. All of these I have done and no broken bones! Of course I learned how to out run the ski patrol as well. About the time I screwed up my back, snowboards came onto the scene. I always wanted to do that and never got a chance to do the helo drop thing on top of a mountain.
I have great respect for hockey players they are as big as they are scary looking. When they retire does any of them ever spend a few thousand and get a set of decent looking teeth? Just kidding. I do wish they would open hockey up more to allow more scoring and more physical contact with the sticks. MORE ENFORCERS!!!!! I still haven’t figured out how they can see that puck flying by them at 100+ mph.