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Originally posted by Jason Lee Nye
So who is coming to my party this weekend? I plan to hire fire breathers, lion tamers and high wire acts. I mean what could go wrong?
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1)You could end up burning down what wasn't burned down last year in AZ
2)You could probably turn loose lions, that have no fear of humans, into the suburbs
3)The high wire act could cause a low flying plane to crash, immolating the neighborhood(see #1)
Thanks for the invite but I think I'll pass--odds don't look to good for me