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Originally posted by Edley Rondinone
Jason, whose name is on your life insurance? You DO have life insurance, right? (Trying to be funny, not nosey! No offense meant.)
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My wife’s.
She already knows I am worth more dead than alive. I keep finding these empty bottles of
antifreeze in the pantry? She has also let me know that she is well aware of the advantages of dumping a body in the desert and letting the coyotes take care of the rest. She is so smart and that is what I love about her. We don’t camp much anymore though.
She always offers to help me when I work underneath the car. I used to let her but she always seemed to trip over the jack all the time, good thing it never completely slipped out. I don’t know why but I always feel like someone is trying to kill me. She says I am just delusional. Perhaps I am because I also think our house is possessed. Out of no where a knife or heavy objects will fly across the room at me.
Thank God I have my wife through all this!