[Jim Holden]

Murt:

And just where do you Texas boys designate as "Mid America" this year? Okla-freekan-homa?

And just when in June is this frolic?

At my age and stage, I don't travel anywhere without my faithful one-eyed Italian navigator and social scene* interpreter.

I also need someone to hand me a libation (and sandwich) or two as we cruise America's highways...

Morty

PS: The survey of truck stop waitresses goes something like this: "Any tattoos? ...body piercings? ...how many kids? ...are ya married? How many times?" We've found that the further south we go, the number in each category goes up dramatically.