Never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but have woke up with them! Ah how that rolls around the back of the mind. The 'ugly' truth.
Reminds me of a song. Like the song game thread, this one is topical. See if you can identify the group:
"Woke up in the morning with a trash can head. Rolled over and wished I was dead! There was Franksteins daughter all curled up on me! I said "Baby, I gotta go home. It is an emergency!" And she said "But you ARE home"
Rick