A friend had a Triumph Spitfire that ran because there was smoke inside the wires. She knew this to be true because while driving (on more than one occaision) if a puff of smoke came from under the dash the car would stop running. Thank you Mr. Lucas, Prince of darkness. Why do the British drink warm beer? Lucas refrigerators. Why don't the British make computers? They can't figure out how to make them leak
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