Randall,
You can easily join the Gasholes at
www.Gasholes.com and we'll provide the proper initiation for admission. You will be included in the Raki Routine and the Blackjack tequila inhalation if you bring the appropriate consent form signed by your better half!
You already have the clandestine phot shooting down pat so you'll fit right in!
I'll give you two beers and a dinner when you visit!